GET TO KNOW ME
I have created this web-site using Local by Flywheel. This site will show how super duper serious I am at obtaining the most prestigious title in all of Omaha, Nebraska… EMPLOYEE OF FLYWHEEL! Please peruse my site/resume and learn about the man you will one day work with. The bulletin board below will help you on this adventure.
Michael Richardson
"Tim was the nicest person I have ever talked with over the phone. That man really knows his customer service."
Remember to make up a name
"He can recite every digit of pi. Astronauts believed pi was infinite until Tim started rattling through and found the end.”
Not Tim Guinan
"Yes, I am not Tim Guinan. I just wanted to say that that man once saved my life. By using um... using customer service and technology. He would probably do well at some company that uses those things.”
Spider-Man
"I may shoot web from my arms, but Tim shoots happiness from his soul.”
#PleaseHireTimGuinan #Marvel>DC
#webbyshootywebman
If you are still unsure of hiring me, even after seeing my stellar “resume”, please watch the video down below. Preferably with your eyes closed and your mind open.