Recipes
COMPLEX PB&J
Step 1: Take 2 slices of bread and place them on your plate.
Step 2: Spread jelly on one slice of bread.
Step 3: Locate your peanut butter
Step 4: If you have peanut butter, then skip to step 57. If you do not have peanut butter continue to step 5.
Step 5: Head on down to your nearest grocery store.
Step 6: Look at the signs above the isles to find where the peanut butter is.
Step 7: Walk over to the isle that contains peanut butter.
Step 8: Take the peanut butter and place it in your cart.
Step 9: Do you see a ghost as you approach the cashier? If yes, then skip to step 16. If no, then continue to step 10.
Step 10: Pay for your peanut butter.
Step 11: Go back home.
Step 12: Has your pet eaten the slice of bread with jelly on it? If yes, continue to step 13. If no, skip to step 57.
Step 13: Have you run out of jelly? If yes, skip to step 52. If no, continue to step 14.
Step 14: Take another slice of bread and put jelly on it.
Step 15: Skip to step 57.
Step 16: Talk to the ghost. See what it wants.
Step 17: After the ghost told you about his secret treasure, did you feel like you were up for an adventure? If yes, continue to step 18. If no, go back to step 10.
Step 18: Head toward the cave in the back parking lot of your store, the place the ghost told you about.
Step 19: Enter the cave.
Step 20: Use your phone as a flashlight in this near pitch black cave.
Step 21: You found a fork in the cave tunnels. If you go left, continue to step 22. If you go right, skip to step 28.
Step 22: Walk through the left tunnel.
Step 23: Walk until you find a dead end.
Step 24: Decipher the ancient text on the cave wall.
Step 25: There are 3 holes in the wall. Since you have deciphered the writings, which hole do you put your arm in? If hole 1, continue to step 26. If hole 2, skip to step 47. If hole 3, skip to step 51.
Step 26: Your arm has been locked in place. Try to pull it out. You can’t.
Step 27: Spend the rest of your life wondering why you went down a cave in the back parking lot of a grocery store. You Die. Do not continue to anymore steps.
Step 28: Go down the right tunnel.
Step 29: Continue walking until you reach a door.
Step 30: Open the door.
Step 31: Observe the room and look at what you find. If you see a room full of treasure, then skip to step 41. If you see an empty room, then continue to step 32.
Step 32: Move toward the center of the room.
Step 33: Step on the stone in the middle of the room.
Step 34: Hundreds of arrows fly towards you. Do you dodge them, or do you stand still? If you dodge, continue to step 35. If you stay still, then skip to step 38.
Step 35: No one has the ability to dodge this many arrows. You are pierced by 15 arrows.
Step 36: Regret your decision.
Step 37: Spend the rest of your remaining life wondering if the treasure is even real. You Die. Do not continue to anymore steps.
Step 38: The arrows are not positioned to hit the middle stone. No arrows hit you. Move to the door at the other end of the room.
Step 39: Open the door.
Step 40: Observe the room and look at what you find. If you see a room full of treasure, then continue to step 41. If you see an empty room, then go back to step 32 and live in a potential neverending circle of hell.
Step 41: Collect as much treasure as you can carry.
Step 42: make a mental note to cancel your bank account. This cave is your bank now.
Step 43: Take the treasure out of the cave.
Step 44: Go back inside the grocery store to pay for your peanut butter with gold.
Step 45: Head home.
Step 46: Go back to step 12.
Step 47: Pull out the item you can touch.
Step 48: You have found the Holy Grail. Take it with you on your adventure.
Step 49: Go back the way you came and return to the fork in the road.
Step 50: Go back to step 28.
Step 51: Go back to step 26.
Step 52: Go back to the store to buy jelly.
Step 53: Find the Jelly in the store.
Step 54: Purchase that jelly.
Step 55: Go back home.
Step 56: Spread Jelly on a new slice of bread.
Step 57: Spread peanut butter on the slice of bread that has no jelly.
Step 58: Put the two slices of bread together.
Step 59: Enjoy!
