WEAKNESSES
“My greatest weakness is that I have too many weaknesses!” – Tim Guinan
- I don’t have 20/20 vision. I have to wear glasses
- I do not have the strength to hold on to a mechanical bull
- I am bad at hacky sack
- I don’t know anything about cars
- I can’t even change the oil in my car
- I am a picky eater
- I will occasionally step in gum
- I don’t own any dogs
- I can’t throw a ball farther than 30 feet with my left arm
- I’m pretty sure I can’t swallow a Big Mac whole
- I never learned another language
- I laugh when situations get uncomfortable, and I don’t handle extremely serious situations well. I think it stems from the fact that I didn’t have many serious conversations with my parents while growing up. I have put myself in a situation where others can’t take me seriously because all I do is my jokes. Comedy is my shield.
- I dropped an ice cream cone once
- I can only cook 4 different meals
- I use a pair of speakers from the 90’s
- I have dropped an egg on the floor
- I don’t own a pair of binoculars
- I didn’t know people put salt on popcorn until I was in college. I thought my roommate was pulling a prank on me.
- I can’t play any instruments
- I messed up the shadow box for the next picture
- I can’t do a pull-up
- My right knee has no more cartilage in it
- I don’t have an appendix anymore. You could say that I am less of a man now.
- I can’t find the heartbeat of that laptop
- I don’t finish most video games that I start
- I prefer Bing over Google (That’s not true, but its funny)
- If I had a small, white, fluffy dog I would name him snowball
- I like smaller dogs compared to bigger dogs (I don’t think this is a weakness, but I acknowledge I am in the minority)
- I don’t know how to use a welding mask